The only way I’d ever consider sleeping outdoors is if I locked myself out of my apartment.

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5 days ago on 05/30/12 at 12:16am

You fucking bastards

#ncis  
2 weeks ago on 05/15/12 at 09:00pm

Help

Anyone know where I can get a digital copy of Ripped in 30?

4 weeks ago on 05/07/12 at 10:02am

[HD] Mashup-Germany - Top Of The Pops 2011 (Rihanna, Britney, Taio Cruz, Adele and more…) (by ero1kkTV)

So day officially marks the one year left the end of world. It is also the 48th anniversary of the Day of the Daleks. Coincidence? I think not.

5 months ago on 12/21/11 at 10:01pm
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Geronimo | Doctor Who (by KatrinDepp)

Come at me bro.

you really embarrassed me tonight at red lobster. there’s already a big age difference and you acting like a big baby and throwing a plate of lobster in my lap at dinner is not appropriate.

arbitrarily:

WHAT HAPPENED TO ANDRE?!

7 months ago on 10/28/11 at 04:47pm

keep it classy~

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I do the dumbest things for you
Why do I do the dumbest things for you?
I would be safer on my own 
I didn’t care, you were the most exciting thing I’d ever known 

Oh, Rory.

fishfingersandblainers:

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fuckyeahspoilers:

In “First Night” the Doctor lands in River’s cell during her first night in jail, to take her out for an adventure. Ending on a cliffhanger, it’s really the first part of a two-parter, which concludes in “Last Night”.

This tale (Last Night) sees Moffat making characteristic use of the possibilities of time travel, and putting them to the services of a timey-wimey miniature farce: at one point, there are three River Songs in the TARDIS… One interesting point we learn is that it was the Doctor who suggested that River keep a diary of their adventures together, and who introduced her to the term “spoilers”. As for the meaning of that title? Well, we won’t spoil it for you, but let’s just say it has a very poignant significance…

I JUST MADE A VERY HIGH-PITCHED NOISE IN MY HEAD kjdafsgadsjfgkasdjfgkasjdfgkajf FIRST NIGHT = WEDDING NIGHT?!?!?!??!

But - Wait. What?! WHAT DID I MISS?!

WHAT IS THIS

WHAT IS IT

WHAT

WHAAAAAAAT KGFIYDDUGIIFDUUCUF

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7 months ago on 10/22/11 at 02:39pm
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Is “get a job” the 21st century version of “let them eat cake”?

7 months ago on 10/16/11 at 09:49pm

My pièce de résistance to avoid going to the gym? I made cupcakes.

7 months ago on 10/15/11 at 04:24pm